Week 10: Cincinnati Bungles

Now I know what you’re thinking. “He’s gonna say an easy win for the Saints”. Actually, no I’m not. Remember when I said the Saints always have that one game that they play down to their competition? Welp, that’s what I think they will do to the Bungles.

Prediction: L 34-31

Week 11: Folesadelphia Eagles

I have respect for this team. Not just because they won the super bowl, but because they beat 3 of my least favorite teams in the playoffs, without Carson Wentz. Again, however, they’re comin to the dome, and will have a hard time.

Prediction: W 38-34

Week 12: Atlanta Failcons

Lets just make this quick and easy. The Saints are playing Atlanta, in Thanksgiving, at night, in the Superdome. Yea, give me utter domination. 

Prediction: W 35-10

Week 13: Dallas Cowgirls

Wow, we haven’t played the cowgirls in two years. This time it’s in Dallas, on Thursday night Football. It”ll be another close one, but give me the Saints.

Prediction: W 24-21

Week 14: Tampa Bay Suckaneers

Ok, so we lost this one last time. I know Winston will be back, but I just think the Saints are a much better team.

Prediction: W 31-21

Week 15: Carolina Kittens

Hey look! It’s the team we completely smashed last season. Unfortunately, they will be back, and angry. With their little claws, they will be out for blood.

Prediction: L 34-31

Week 16: Splitsburgh  Peelers 

The Steelers choking in the Playoffs again? How surprising… The three B’s and the Steelers are coming the NOLA to face off against the Saints. And if there’s one thing I have to say about this matchup, it’s that the Saints will win it.

Prediction: W 35-24

Week 17: Carolina Kittens

The Kittens might beat us once this year, just for revenge purposes. But I say that the only revenge that they will get is in week 15, because the Saints will win here in the dome.

Prediction: W 35-24

Final Record: 13-3

Welp, there you have it. I won’t be predicting anything for the postseason since it’s nearly impossible to predict. That’s all for now. Thanks for reading and I’ll see you next time!

 

 

-JB 

Long time no see am I right? I had to answer to the Call of Duty.

Welp, I’m back, and better than ever. Some of you might be wondering how I think this team will do this year. Do I think this team will go all the way or do I think this team will suck? Maybe I think they will make the playoffs with a lower seed and choke in the second round like they always do. But, without further adieu, lets get to my “game by game” predictions for the 2018 season

(I will be naming all of the teams by nickname)

Week 1: Tampa Bay Suckaneers

I have no idea why everyone thinks the Saints will lose this game. I mean come on, it’s Tampa Bay. Winston will be suspended anyways, so it shouldn’t be hard. I say the Saints get an easy win.

Prediction: W 38-10

Week 2: Cleveland Frowns 😦

Poor Browns. Going 0-16 must suck. I do think they will be better this year, but I don’t think they will come into NOLA and get a win

Prediction: W 27-17

Week 3: Atlanta Failcons

Saints fans, this ones gonna hurt. I’m picking Atlanta to win, but only for one reason, the zebras will be there. Remember what happened last year. Yea…… Same thing will happen this year

Prediction: L 24-27

Week 4: New York Giant Losers (Lazy name right?)

Lets face it, this team SUCKED last year. But I think they will be better this year. But still, gotta give this one to the Saints

Prediction: W 24-14

Week 5: Washington Deadskins

This was last years “Saints play down to their competition” game. This year however, I don’t think it will be the same result. Saints might get a challenge, but still no loss

Prediction: W 31-17

Week 6: Bye

Week 7: Saltimore Ravens (Sorry, couldn’t find a nickname for Ravens so I went with the city name instead)

Ahhhh the Ravens. The one team that Brees can never beat. This team has 9-7 written all over them. Still, I think Brees will finally beat this team and the Saints will get another win

Prediction: W 21-14

Week 8: That team

If it wasn’t for this stupid team, we would have went to the NFC Championship game. So that’s why I think the Saints will get revenge. Brees will play his heart out, Alvin Kamara will look like Marshawn Lynch, and Marcus Williams will have 2 ints and will make Stephon Diggs wish he had never scored that Touchdown

Prediction: W 34-24

Week 9: Los Angles Lambs

The “Paper Champions” may have beaten us last season, but this time around, they’re comin to the dome. It’ll be a close game, but the Saints will get it done

Prediction: W 42-38

That”s all for part 1 of my predictions. Stay tuned for part 2!

 

 

  -JB

 

 

 

We all know the NFL: National Fixed League. We know the teams and how good or bad they are and how lucky or unlucky they are. But what if there was an alternative league? A league where everything was the complete opposite of what it is now, like an upside down of some sort. Well, that’s what the “BFL” is.

So today, I’m going to go through all the teams in the BFL.

Remember, these teams are the complete opposite from what they are now.

In part one, I’ll do the AFC teams and part two will be the NFC teams.

AFC North

Cleveland Browns: The best team in the BFL. Has multiple Super Bowl wins in recent years. Good QB and coach every year. Bad in the 1960’s. (Yes I know that the 1960’s team isn’t the same team as today but in the BFL, the Browns never go to Baltimore and an expansion franchise is created in Baltimore).

Pittsburgh Steelers: One of the worst teams in BFL history. Terrible in the 70’s/80’s. No super bowl wins. No one on their team trash talks in any way.

Baltimore Ravens: Follows the path of today’s Cleveland Browns.

Cincinnati Bengals: Always wins their playoff games. Great head coach. They never choke away any games.

AFC East

Buffalo Bills: Mediocre today (The opposite of mediocre is mediocre). Won 4 straight Super Bowls in the 90’s. Have made the playoffs many times through 2000-2016.

New England Patriots (This should be fun): Worst team in the BFL today. Has the W.O.A.T. at QB and a terrible Coach. History is relevant. Went 0-16 in 2007.

Miami Dolphins: Won a Super bowl with Dan Marino. Mediocre today but still a relevant team.

New York Jets: Always draft good. Own the Patriots. Lost Super Bowl 3. Won multiple Super Bowls through out history. Bad years in 2009 and 2010.

AFC South

Jacksonville Jaguars: History is relevant. Bad in 2017. (That’s it).

Houston Texans. Again history is relevant. Always make it far in years where they make the playoffs. Always have a good QB.

Indianapolis Colts: Won Super Bowl 3 and Super Bowl 44. Lost Super Bowl 41. Andrew Luck is never hurt.

Tennessee Titans: They were never the Houston Oilers. Won Super Bowl 34 by stopping Marshall Faulk at the one yard line.

AFC West

Denver Broncos: Bad from 2011 to 2015. Never won Super Bowl 33. History is irrelevant.

Kansas City Chiefs: One of the worst stadiums in the BFL. Always win home playoff games and make it far in the playoffs.

Los Angeles Chargers: Always make playoffs. Great Owner. Has never wasted Philip Rivers’ career.

Oakland Raiders: History is irrelevant. Bad in 2016 and then all of a sudden good in 2017. Tuck Rule never happened.

That’s all for this episode. Stay tuned for part two!

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Listen, I have been an LSU fan since my childhood. I usually have high expectations for this team. Heck my goal last year was to get into a BCS bowl game. I have high hopes before every year. But yet the same crap happens again, and again. Every year this team disappoints me. Instead of the contender I thought they would become, they decide to be the mediocre disappointing team I have come to know and “love”. This year, I have decided to NOT get my hopes up, but to just sit back and watch this team crumble into the mediocrity of 8-4 or 7-5 after a promising start.

Viewers: Wait, so you’re not going to be cheering for this team anymore and you’ve stopped caring? No, I didn’t say that. I will still be cheering them on. In fact I hope I’m completely wrong on this. But I just don’t see us being good right now.

Now I’m going to list some reasons why I don’t have as much faith in our team as I usually do. Here we go everyone

1. WE ONCE AGAIN DIDN’T RECRUIT A FREAKING QUARTERBACK

This happens every year, but if this team got a QB, then I wouldn’t be writing this blog right now. They decided to go full LSU again and not get their biggest need: QB. You think Myles Brennan can do anything? He almost lost a game against SYRACUSE before Danny Etling had to step in and save the tigers. Once again LSU decided to go for the flashy positions like WR and CB and mainly Linemen. Heck linemen were 50% of the recruiting. Now there was a need for these positions but not getting a QB kind of screws them over.

2. Strength of Schedule

Ok guys raise your hand if you have the hardest schedule in the SEC. *LSU raises their hand in less then 1 second*. Now I know what you’re thinking, LSU had a hard schedule every year. True, but not as hard as this. We open our season with freaking MIAMI. Then we have a cupcake for week 2 then BAM, Auburn AT JORDAN HARE. Weeks 4 and 5 aren’t too bad, but next we have to play Florida in the swamp which is always hard. The next week we play GEORGIA at home. Then we play the team that beat us 37-7 last year. After that is ALABAMA. And finally, we catch a break with 3 final non-terrible weeks. Yeah, combine this with no offense and you get a 7-5 season at the most.

Do you see what I mean? I would add more but this is enough to explain my cause. I predict a 5-7 season at the least and a 7-5 season at the most. Get ready boys, it’s going to be a LONG year.

 

 

Wait, he is not dead? HE LIVES. Yeah I haven’t posted in a long while. I couldn’t talk about the amazing Saints season or the loss to TROY. Heck, I couldn’t even talk about the stupid Vikings touchdown that eliminated us. I can still hear the call in my head. “PASS IS CAUGHT, DIGGS, SIDELINE, TOUCHDOWN, UNBELIEVABLE, VIKINGS WIN IT!!!” That one’s gonna hurt for a while. The reason why I have been dead is mainly because of school and my Xbox. Some advice to my younger viewers, DO NOT TAKE AP WORLD HISTORY!

Anyways, that’s all from me and I’ll see you whenever (lol)

Geaux Tigers and WHO DAT

-JB

 

Guess who’s back, (yes, I’m not dead). So after our loss to the Cleveland Browns (yes the Cleveland Browns) 14-20 , let’s recap on our performance.

So I think it’s clearly obvious to everyone that we weren’t trying to win the game, but we still had some good performers. Tommy Lee Lewis, Alvin Kamara, and Ryan Nassib, were just a few of the players who I felt had a good night

But the main thing I would like to point out was how good the 1st team defense was. No points were allowed by the unit, and they made some really good plays. All of this without Cameron Jordan, Marshon Lattimore, and Delvin Breaux.

The offense, well, we have some work to do, we played without Drew Brees, AP, and Mark Ingram, but it was still disappointing only coming up with 14 points with just 1 touchdown :(.

What do I expect going forward, no idea, but I just hope we can win at least 1 game this preseason, and that we can win more than 7 games in the regular season.

I’m now going to be posting every Sunday night and pay more attention to my blogs.

That’s gonna wrap it up for this blog, I’ll see you all next week.

WHO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

-JB

 

With the NFL draft around the corner, I think it is time for me to do my own mock draft. I will be doing this based on who is left and the team needs. All the mock drafts I have seen are pretty bad, (check out the NFL mock draft on their YouTube channel). Now, lets get to it.

I know some of you will disagree, I’ve never done a mock draft before. Again, I’m looking at team needs only.

1) Cleveland Browns: Myles Garrett

The Browns top need is QB, but a pass rusher can really help, that’s why Myles Garrett could be the best pick for the Browns.

2) San Francisco 49ers: any of the 4 QBs.

I know everyone is thinking the 49ers will get Solomon Thomas, but the 49ers really need a QB. Do you really think Colin Crapernick is going to take them this year, didn’t think so.

3) Chicago Bears: Jamal Adams

He is the best safety in the draft. If the bears can get him at #3, he will really help the Bears defense

4) Jacksonville Jaguars: OJ Howard

Jacksonville’s top need is a tight end. If they pick him, he can help the offense, and give Blake Bortles another target to throw to.

5) Tennessee Titans: Marshon Lattimore

The Titans are a team on the rise, and with this pick, they could make it to the playoffs

ZZZZZZZZZZZ…. Huh? Oh sorry, I was getting so bored with doing a mock draft.

Alright, lets get to the interesting stuff

THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Saints have 2 picks in the first round, picks 11, and pick 32.

Here is the perfect draft for the Saints

Pick 11: Derek Barnett.

The Saints top need is a pass rusher, Barnett is the perfect pick for the New Orleans. Plus, team him up with Cameron Jordan, and you got yourself a pass rush.

Pick 32: Tre’davious White

If he isn’t picked before 32, GRAB HIM. IF they do, the Saints will not only get their top 2 needs, but they will have gotten 2 very good players.

Let’s just hope this happens, but the Saints GM is dumb, so it probably won’t…

Well, there you have it, there is my “mock draft”.

I’ll see you next time and GEAUX SAINTS

 

-JB

Well Saints fans, the day has finally come, the day our hero, Drew Breesus, leaves the NFL for good.

He is the greatest Saints player of all time and one of the best QBs to ever live.

Drew Brees is the only QB to throw for 5,000 yards in a season more than once. In fact, he has done it 5 out the 9 times it has happened.

He leads the NFL in passing yards almost every year.

Yet, he has been overlooked.

When people think of the best QB today, they think of Brady, Rodgers, etc. but Brees is never thought of.

When people think of the greatest QB of all time, they think of Brady (again), Montana, Manning, who are all great QBs, but none think of Drew Brees

And with this I have one more thing to say…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! Did you actually think he would retire now?! He might in a couple years but not now.

I hope you didn’t just go all the way down to see that it was an April fool’s joke.

Well that’s all for now, hope you enjoyed this one, see you in the next one, which will be next weekend.

#GEAUX SAINTS!

-JB

Ah, the SEC West, the most brutal division in college football.

There are 7 total teams in the SEC West. LSU, Texas A&M, Auburn, Ole Miss, Alabama, Mississippi State, and last but not least, Arkansas.

Here are my thoughts on “the other 6”.

Texas A&M

Texas A&M doesn’t bother me a lot, and that’s probably because we beat them every year. But there is one thing that really annoys me about this team.

“Oh, I think we can win it all this year”. “I think we and LSU are even.”…

And worst of all, “We are better than LSU this year and we will beat them”.

Here is my response.

WE ARE MUCH MUCH BETTER THAN A&M.

WE BEAT THEM EVERY YEAR. THEY ARE ALWAYS THE SAME, START OUT GREAT BUT LOSE IT ALL IN THE END.

FACE IT, YOU’RE A CRAP TEAM AND YOU WILL NEVER BE BETTER OR EVEN CLOSE TO BEING EVEN WITH LSU!

Sigh, let’s continue shall we?

Arkansas

You see, the thing about Arkansas is that they start out crap, but then they get good, REALLY GOOD. Too bad we kicked their tails last year.

Auburn

Man, it seems like Auburn is always in the way to our success. Other than that, I don’t have many problems with this team. In fact, I respect them for what they did against Alabama in 2013. (Look up Iron Bowl 2013 last play to see it).

Ole Miss

This team is the exact thing as Auburn, except this time, they beat Alabama, no crushed Alabama 2 years in a row. Much respect to Ole miss

Mississippi State

I’m sorry Mississippi State, but you’re the worst team in the SEC west. You’re just a road bump in the way to our success.

Alabama

Man, Alabama just ruins everything anyone has in mind, whether it’s bowl games, winning the conference, anything, Alabama will ruin it all.

Unless your beat them of course, and that still might not work

Well, that’s it. It’s good to get something of your chest…you know?

Anyways, that’s it for today, have a great day and GEAUX TIGERS

-JB

Hello everyone!

Welcome back to JoBo Football. If you didn’t already know, I’m a LSU fan.

This is the first blog about the Tigers. So, how do I feel about them?

VERY, VERY FRUSTRATED ON HOW THEY CAN BE A GOOD TEAM BUT THEY ARE NOT!

At the end of every season, I think, man we can change next year! For the better!

BUT NOPE IT’S THE SAME CRAPPY 8-4 SEASON EVERY YEAR…

But this time it’s different, and it’s because of one man, Ed Orgeron.

If you don’t know, LSU fired coach Les Miles after a loss to Auburn. (I guess Les isn’t more…).

Yeah, I would really like to meet the person who came up with that sign: “Les is more”

LSU finished 7-4, 2-2 with Miles, 5-2 with Orgeron.

There’s no doubt we need a QB, but with Guice running nice, and a good receiving cord, the offense should be set.

And the defense, well, let’s just say we don’t really need to do anything. If everything goes right, we should have a very good LSU team!

Who knows? Maybe we might make the playoffs. If we lose to Bama, then they might take that into consideration

I hope for the best of this LSU team!

Good news, I’ll be posting blogs every Saturday night! Unless it’s a special occasion.

See you all next time and Geaux Tigers!

-JB

Wow. I never thought the day would come when Tommy Boy would win 5 Super Bowls. Just kidding, we all did. Let’s recap

P.S. I’m really sorry for not posting on Saturday or Monday or whenever I needed to. I’m a busy man with a busy plan.

This was a good one…well not at first. The Falcons dominated the 1st half, leading 21-3 at the half.

Their biggest lead was 28-3. That’s a 25 point difference! This was in the 3rd quarter as well.

But little did we know, the Pats weren’t done yet.

They came back and at the end of regulation, the game was tied 28-28

The game would go into overtime, making it the 1st overtime Superbowl game. I still can’t believe it took them that long.

And because of the dumb overtime rules, the Pats won 34-28  with a touchdown on their opening drive

What an amazing super bowl. The best part is that we never saw it coming

I hate both of these teams so I really didn’t care who won.

Anyways, that’s it for this blog, next blog will include an awesome Top 10 list.

Hope you guys have a great weekend and Geaux Saints!

(I was going for them in the Super Bowl)

JB