We all know the NFL: National Fixed League. We know the teams and how good or bad they are and how lucky or unlucky they are. But what if there was an alternative league? A league where everything was the complete opposite of what it is now, like an upside down of some sort. Well, that’s what the “BFL” is.

So today, I’m going to go through all the teams in the BFL.

Remember, these teams are the complete opposite from what they are now.

In part one, I’ll do the AFC teams and part two will be the NFC teams.

AFC North

Cleveland Browns: The best team in the BFL. Has multiple Super Bowl wins in recent years. Good QB and coach every year. Bad in the 1960’s. (Yes I know that the 1960’s team isn’t the same team as today but in the BFL, the Browns never go to Baltimore and an expansion franchise is created in Baltimore).

Pittsburgh Steelers: One of the worst teams in BFL history. Terrible in the 70’s/80’s. No super bowl wins. No one on their team trash talks in any way.

Baltimore Ravens: Follows the path of today’s Cleveland Browns.

Cincinnati Bengals: Always wins their playoff games. Great head coach. They never choke away any games.

AFC East

Buffalo Bills: Mediocre today (The opposite of mediocre is mediocre). Won 4 straight Super Bowls in the 90’s. Have made the playoffs many times through 2000-2016.

New England Patriots (This should be fun): Worst team in the BFL today. Has the W.O.A.T. at QB and a terrible Coach. History is relevant. Went 0-16 in 2007.

Miami Dolphins: Won a Super bowl with Dan Marino. Mediocre today but still a relevant team.

New York Jets: Always draft good. Own the Patriots. Lost Super Bowl 3. Won multiple Super Bowls through out history. Bad years in 2009 and 2010.

AFC South

Jacksonville Jaguars: History is relevant. Bad in 2017. (That’s it).

Houston Texans. Again history is relevant. Always make it far in years where they make the playoffs. Always have a good QB.

Indianapolis Colts: Won Super Bowl 3 and Super Bowl 44. Lost Super Bowl 41. Andrew Luck is never hurt.

Tennessee Titans: They were never the Houston Oilers. Won Super Bowl 34 by stopping Marshall Faulk at the one yard line.

AFC West

Denver Broncos: Bad from 2011 to 2015. Never won Super Bowl 33. History is irrelevant.

Kansas City Chiefs: One of the worst stadiums in the BFL. Always win home playoff games and make it far in the playoffs.

Los Angeles Chargers: Always make playoffs. Great Owner. Has never wasted Philip Rivers’ career.

Oakland Raiders: History is irrelevant. Bad in 2016 and then all of a sudden good in 2017. Tuck Rule never happened.

That’s all for this episode. Stay tuned for part two!

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