Listen, I have been an LSU fan since my childhood. I usually have high expectations for this team. Heck my goal last year was to get into a BCS bowl game. I have high hopes before every year. But yet the same crap happens again, and again. Every year this team disappoints me. Instead of the contender I thought they would become, they decide to be the mediocre disappointing team I have come to know and “love”. This year, I have decided to NOT get my hopes up, but to just sit back and watch this team crumble into the mediocrity of 8-4 or 7-5 after a promising start.

Viewers: Wait, so you’re not going to be cheering for this team anymore and you’ve stopped caring? No, I didn’t say that. I will still be cheering them on. In fact I hope I’m completely wrong on this. But I just don’t see us being good right now.

Now I’m going to list some reasons why I don’t have as much faith in our team as I usually do. Here we go everyone

1. WE ONCE AGAIN DIDN’T RECRUIT A FREAKING QUARTERBACK

This happens every year, but if this team got a QB, then I wouldn’t be writing this blog right now. They decided to go full LSU again and not get their biggest need: QB. You think Myles Brennan can do anything? He almost lost a game against SYRACUSE before Danny Etling had to step in and save the tigers. Once again LSU decided to go for the flashy positions like WR and CB and mainly Linemen. Heck linemen were 50% of the recruiting. Now there was a need for these positions but not getting a QB kind of screws them over.

2. Strength of Schedule

Ok guys raise your hand if you have the hardest schedule in the SEC. *LSU raises their hand in less then 1 second*. Now I know what you’re thinking, LSU had a hard schedule every year. True, but not as hard as this. We open our season with freaking MIAMI. Then we have a cupcake for week 2 then BAM, Auburn AT JORDAN HARE. Weeks 4 and 5 aren’t too bad, but next we have to play Florida in the swamp which is always hard. The next week we play GEORGIA at home. Then we play the team that beat us 37-7 last year. After that is ALABAMA. And finally, we catch a break with 3 final non-terrible weeks. Yeah, combine this with no offense and you get a 7-5 season at the most.

Do you see what I mean? I would add more but this is enough to explain my cause. I predict a 5-7 season at the least and a 7-5 season at the most. Get ready boys, it’s going to be a LONG year.

 

 

Wait, he is not dead? HE LIVES. Yeah I haven’t posted in a long while. I couldn’t talk about the amazing Saints season or the loss to TROY. Heck, I couldn’t even talk about the stupid Vikings touchdown that eliminated us. I can still hear the call in my head. “PASS IS CAUGHT, DIGGS, SIDELINE, TOUCHDOWN, UNBELIEVABLE, VIKINGS WIN IT!!!” That one’s gonna hurt for a while. The reason why I have been dead is mainly because of school and my Xbox. Some advice to my younger viewers, DO NOT TAKE AP WORLD HISTORY!

Anyways, that’s all from me and I’ll see you whenever (lol)

Geaux Tigers and WHO DAT

-JB