We all know the NFL: National Fixed League. We know the teams and how good or bad they are and how lucky or unlucky they are. But what if there was an alternative league? A league where everything was the complete opposite of what it is now, like an upside down of some sort. Well, that’s what the “BFL” is.

So today, I’m going to go through all the teams in the BFL.

Remember, these teams are the complete opposite from what they are now.

In part one, I’ll do the AFC teams and part two will be the NFC teams.

AFC North

Cleveland Browns: The best team in the BFL. Has multiple Super Bowl wins in recent years. Good QB and coach every year. Bad in the 1960’s. (Yes I know that the 1960’s team isn’t the same team as today but in the BFL, the Browns never go to Baltimore and an expansion franchise is created in Baltimore).

Pittsburgh Steelers: One of the worst teams in BFL history. Terrible in the 70’s/80’s. No super bowl wins. No one on their team trash talks in any way.

Baltimore Ravens: Follows the path of today’s Cleveland Browns.

Cincinnati Bengals: Always wins their playoff games. Great head coach. They never choke away any games.

AFC East

Buffalo Bills: Mediocre today (The opposite of mediocre is mediocre). Won 4 straight Super Bowls in the 90’s. Have made the playoffs many times through 2000-2016.

New England Patriots (This should be fun): Worst team in the BFL today. Has the W.O.A.T. at QB and a terrible Coach. History is relevant. Went 0-16 in 2007.

Miami Dolphins: Won a Super bowl with Dan Marino. Mediocre today but still a relevant team.

New York Jets: Always draft good. Own the Patriots. Lost Super Bowl 3. Won multiple Super Bowls through out history. Bad years in 2009 and 2010.

AFC South

Jacksonville Jaguars: History is relevant. Bad in 2017. (That’s it).

Houston Texans. Again history is relevant. Always make it far in years where they make the playoffs. Always have a good QB.

Indianapolis Colts: Won Super Bowl 3 and Super Bowl 44. Lost Super Bowl 41. Andrew Luck is never hurt.

Tennessee Titans: They were never the Houston Oilers. Won Super Bowl 34 by stopping Marshall Faulk at the one yard line.

AFC West

Denver Broncos: Bad from 2011 to 2015. Never won Super Bowl 33. History is irrelevant.

Kansas City Chiefs: One of the worst stadiums in the BFL. Always win home playoff games and make it far in the playoffs.

Los Angeles Chargers: Always make playoffs. Great Owner. Has never wasted Philip Rivers’ career.

Oakland Raiders: History is irrelevant. Bad in 2016 and then all of a sudden good in 2017. Tuck Rule never happened.

That’s all for this episode. Stay tuned for part two!

                                                                                                                                                         -JB

 

 

Listen, I have been an LSU fan since my childhood. I usually have high expectations for this team. Heck my goal last year was to get into a BCS bowl game. I have high hopes before every year. But yet the same crap happens again, and again. Every year this team disappoints me. Instead of the contender I thought they would become, they decide to be the mediocre disappointing team I have come to know and “love”. This year, I have decided to NOT get my hopes up, but to just sit back and watch this team crumble into the mediocrity of 8-4 or 7-5 after a promising start.

Viewers: Wait, so you’re not going to be cheering for this team anymore and you’ve stopped caring? No, I didn’t say that. I will still be cheering them on. In fact I hope I’m completely wrong on this. But I just don’t see us being good right now.

Now I’m going to list some reasons why I don’t have as much faith in our team as I usually do. Here we go everyone

1. WE ONCE AGAIN DIDN’T RECRUIT A FREAKING QUARTERBACK

This happens every year, but if this team got a QB, then I wouldn’t be writing this blog right now. They decided to go full LSU again and not get their biggest need: QB. You think Myles Brennan can do anything? He almost lost a game against SYRACUSE before Danny Etling had to step in and save the tigers. Once again LSU decided to go for the flashy positions like WR and CB and mainly Linemen. Heck linemen were 50% of the recruiting. Now there was a need for these positions but not getting a QB kind of screws them over.

2. Strength of Schedule

Ok guys raise your hand if you have the hardest schedule in the SEC. *LSU raises their hand in less then 1 second*. Now I know what you’re thinking, LSU had a hard schedule every year. True, but not as hard as this. We open our season with freaking MIAMI. Then we have a cupcake for week 2 then BAM, Auburn AT JORDAN HARE. Weeks 4 and 5 aren’t too bad, but next we have to play Florida in the swamp which is always hard. The next week we play GEORGIA at home. Then we play the team that beat us 37-7 last year. After that is ALABAMA. And finally, we catch a break with 3 final non-terrible weeks. Yeah, combine this with no offense and you get a 7-5 season at the most.

Do you see what I mean? I would add more but this is enough to explain my cause. I predict a 5-7 season at the least and a 7-5 season at the most. Get ready boys, it’s going to be a LONG year.

 

 

Wait, he is not dead? HE LIVES. Yeah I haven’t posted in a long while. I couldn’t talk about the amazing Saints season or the loss to TROY. Heck, I couldn’t even talk about the stupid Vikings touchdown that eliminated us. I can still hear the call in my head. “PASS IS CAUGHT, DIGGS, SIDELINE, TOUCHDOWN, UNBELIEVABLE, VIKINGS WIN IT!!!” That one’s gonna hurt for a while. The reason why I have been dead is mainly because of school and my Xbox. Some advice to my younger viewers, DO NOT TAKE AP WORLD HISTORY!

Anyways, that’s all from me and I’ll see you whenever (lol)

Geaux Tigers and WHO DAT

-JB